07-31-2017, 11:03 AM
Cons:
-didn't go on enough mods.
-SWEET FUCKING HELL WHY IS THERE A DOG IN HERE. I'm sending you guys the bill for my shat-in pants.
-Pretty sure Dan sleeps naked.
-Broken shield rep. The shield is legendary, and it would take the hammer strike of a God to the destroy it. But the handle is total crap.
-Morph suits leave NOTHING to the imagination. Goddamnit Campbell. EYES UP GENTS, DON'T LOOK DOWN.
Pros:
- Shattered Elves are HAAAARRD. And I KNOW you were aiming for me, Hollander. WTB sealed armour plz.
- "You've been taking those 16 body hits to to the back, right?", "Yup!", "You're not dead yet?", "Nope!", "Shouldn't you be enraged?", "I am!", "Why are you only attacking NPC's?", "Do you see any PC's around?", "Good point, carry on."
- Conspicuously intelligent ghouls running from Sunstorm. Makes sense though.
- First UW event I've attended this year with ZERO rain.
- The long awaited Blood Red Rose plot and opening a new Chapter House. Very happy Oz.
- Getting a Stuffed Bunny tag for Saeeda. Seriously, Ralinwood provides the very best in silly tags that serve as gifts.
- Getting lots of loot, keeping none of it. Why aren't the farmers rich yet?
- Tagging along on the new player mod to the farmers to clear out rats to monitor aspirants. Yelling out advice. Dan's rat coming up to bite me then promptly running away. Adam's rat walking up to me, sniffing, then running away, arms flailing.
- Seeing the aspirants get rewarded for selfless acts. Doesn't need to happen all the time, but it can make all the difference in keeping newer players happy and have a sense of satisfaction.
- Rite of Invocacion Demonio, and being 30 seconds late to possibly make a difference. That drama, yo.
- "This is ancient Ogrish medicine. It could wake up a dead cow. SHEEEERRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
- Greggor's Birthday demon and the ensuring hilarity. Pretty sure that was a very tender, very sensual 10 minute looting count.
- Converts to Roland. WOOHOO
-Citadel. I fucking love it.
Favourite Mod:
Newbie-clear-out-the-rats. Standing with Hollander, like Waldorf and Statler.
-didn't go on enough mods.
-SWEET FUCKING HELL WHY IS THERE A DOG IN HERE. I'm sending you guys the bill for my shat-in pants.
-Pretty sure Dan sleeps naked.
-Broken shield rep. The shield is legendary, and it would take the hammer strike of a God to the destroy it. But the handle is total crap.
-Morph suits leave NOTHING to the imagination. Goddamnit Campbell. EYES UP GENTS, DON'T LOOK DOWN.
Pros:
- Shattered Elves are HAAAARRD. And I KNOW you were aiming for me, Hollander. WTB sealed armour plz.
- "You've been taking those 16 body hits to to the back, right?", "Yup!", "You're not dead yet?", "Nope!", "Shouldn't you be enraged?", "I am!", "Why are you only attacking NPC's?", "Do you see any PC's around?", "Good point, carry on."
- Conspicuously intelligent ghouls running from Sunstorm. Makes sense though.
- First UW event I've attended this year with ZERO rain.
- The long awaited Blood Red Rose plot and opening a new Chapter House. Very happy Oz.
- Getting a Stuffed Bunny tag for Saeeda. Seriously, Ralinwood provides the very best in silly tags that serve as gifts.
- Getting lots of loot, keeping none of it. Why aren't the farmers rich yet?
- Tagging along on the new player mod to the farmers to clear out rats to monitor aspirants. Yelling out advice. Dan's rat coming up to bite me then promptly running away. Adam's rat walking up to me, sniffing, then running away, arms flailing.
- Seeing the aspirants get rewarded for selfless acts. Doesn't need to happen all the time, but it can make all the difference in keeping newer players happy and have a sense of satisfaction.
- Rite of Invocacion Demonio, and being 30 seconds late to possibly make a difference. That drama, yo.
- "This is ancient Ogrish medicine. It could wake up a dead cow. SHEEEERRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
- Greggor's Birthday demon and the ensuring hilarity. Pretty sure that was a very tender, very sensual 10 minute looting count.
- Converts to Roland. WOOHOO
-Citadel. I fucking love it.
Favourite Mod:
Newbie-clear-out-the-rats. Standing with Hollander, like Waldorf and Statler.
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Ostrozne Ghul Zjadacz
Retired Knight of the Blood Red Rose
Battle Priest of Roland