Wanted: An Actor

[Dr. Moran]

I am in need of a person to join myself and a friend for a picnic on the 9th of September. Details are as follows:

• Must be willing to let us paint your face. Getting the paint off afterwards is on you. Leaving it on in public may be inadvisable.
  
• Must join us for said picnic. You are needed because one of our friends cannot be with us that day but damn it we're having our picnic anyway. It will be a lovely picnic though.
  
• Must be willing to answer to the name "Rain" for the duration of the picnic. Just during the picnic. Don't make it weird.
  
• Must like animals, cute things and sugar. And fancy hats. If you can bring your own fancy hat that is a huge plus.
  
• Must be able to pretend they know how taxes work. We don't know how taxes work ourselves so this shouldn't be too hard.
  
• Must be cunning, sneaky, snide and love money. Or be damn good at pretending you do.
  
• Black clothing is preferable. If you don't have any we'll have to drape a sheet over you or something to complete the look and that might get hot.
  

Feel you have what it takes? Contact Ursel to arrange an interview. I can usually be found in town during the day. Payment and additional details can be discussed once you have been selected.

Side note: I hear there's some human boy running around who thinks he's Alec's apprentice. Clearly he already thinks he's Rain so if he wants the job it's his without question. The above guidelines still apply.

Penned for Ursel.