09-14-2015, 11:25 AM
(09-14-2015, 08:36 AM)crowles Wrote: Someone: "Wait, if you're a half orc, what's your other half?"
David: "human, pretty obviously"
Someone: "you do know that Orcs can only breed with other goblins, right?"
David:" I dunno, I guess I'm ether special, or my mom's a big slut. Who knows!"
if being a half anything is what you are going to put in your back story, prepare to be very disappointed...
Elderly Human man wearing a long grey coat over chainmaille.

