11-19-2018, 01:14 PM
Greetings, Ralinwood.
Some of you may have met me or heard my song - I am Alfric Smith, portable barber. In the interest of clarity and information, I am providing a reference for the services I render, and their base cost.
Please note - Coin is beautiful, but boring. All prices are negotiable, and barter is encouraged. Let's get mercantile.
*A barber pole is drawn. Coins are drawn. A scroll, gem, pipe, and dagger are drawn in a small depicted pile next to the coin. Equals-signs are drawn between each symbol.*
All medically necessary services are free, and any payment given to me as gifts for free services shall be donated directly to the hospital. Prices for surgery, barbery, and other services represent voluntary procedures, and those deemed a medical requirement may have their fees waived.
DENTISTRY: Two silver per tooth removed, fixed, or installed. *Two silver coins are drawn, then an equals sign, then a tooth, a multiplication symbol, and a die with one pip.*
MINOR PROSTHESIS REPLACEMENT: One silver to safely swap a superficial prosthetic. *One silver is drawn, then an equals sign, then a face with one red eye, then an arrow, then a face with one green eye.*
MAJOR PROSTHESIS REPLACEMENT: One gold to safely swap a major prosthetic. *One gold is drawn, then an equals sign, then a figure with a wooden hand, then an arrow, then a figure with a shiny hook-hand, smiling.*
PIERCING: One silver for installation of a piercing. *One silver is drawn, then an equals sign, then an ear next to a ring, then an arrow, then a pierced ear.*
TATTOO: One silver per square thumb of tattoo - new, touch-up, brands, or scars. *One silver is drawn, then a multiplication sign, then a square made of thumbs - one thumb connects to a hand wearing a barber-pole bracelet. Next to this, there is a depiction of an arm with an anchor on it.*
REMEDY, FILL: Six silvers to fill a bottle with single-strength alchemical remedy. *A die with six pips is drawn, then a multiplication sign, then a silver coin; an equals sign follows, then a pink potion being poured into a waterskin.*
REMEDY, BOTTLE: A single-strength bottle is one gold. A triple-strength bottle is three gold. A quintuple-strength bottle is five gold. *Three depictions of Alfric's specialty bottles are drawn - beneath the single-strength is a gold coin, beneath the triple-strength are three gold coins, beneath the quintuple-strength are five gold coins.*
REMEDY, BOTTLE REFILL: Refills for my specialty bottles come at a discount! A single-strength bottle can be refilled for five silvers. A triple-strength bottle can be refilled for one gold, two silvers. A quintuple-strength bottle can be refilled for one gold, five silvers.
Highwinter note: I'll be setting up proper shop near the Gilded Dragon tavern on Highwinter. Please contact me for specialty services, to be rendered likely then. For the purposes of barter, I'm in particular need of a dozen-pointe plate helm, two single-handed swords (in particular a sabre and a rapier), a dagger, and alchemical reagents.
All while supplies last.
Some of you may have met me or heard my song - I am Alfric Smith, portable barber. In the interest of clarity and information, I am providing a reference for the services I render, and their base cost.
Please note - Coin is beautiful, but boring. All prices are negotiable, and barter is encouraged. Let's get mercantile.
*A barber pole is drawn. Coins are drawn. A scroll, gem, pipe, and dagger are drawn in a small depicted pile next to the coin. Equals-signs are drawn between each symbol.*
All medically necessary services are free, and any payment given to me as gifts for free services shall be donated directly to the hospital. Prices for surgery, barbery, and other services represent voluntary procedures, and those deemed a medical requirement may have their fees waived.
DENTISTRY: Two silver per tooth removed, fixed, or installed. *Two silver coins are drawn, then an equals sign, then a tooth, a multiplication symbol, and a die with one pip.*
MINOR PROSTHESIS REPLACEMENT: One silver to safely swap a superficial prosthetic. *One silver is drawn, then an equals sign, then a face with one red eye, then an arrow, then a face with one green eye.*
MAJOR PROSTHESIS REPLACEMENT: One gold to safely swap a major prosthetic. *One gold is drawn, then an equals sign, then a figure with a wooden hand, then an arrow, then a figure with a shiny hook-hand, smiling.*
PIERCING: One silver for installation of a piercing. *One silver is drawn, then an equals sign, then an ear next to a ring, then an arrow, then a pierced ear.*
TATTOO: One silver per square thumb of tattoo - new, touch-up, brands, or scars. *One silver is drawn, then a multiplication sign, then a square made of thumbs - one thumb connects to a hand wearing a barber-pole bracelet. Next to this, there is a depiction of an arm with an anchor on it.*
REMEDY, FILL: Six silvers to fill a bottle with single-strength alchemical remedy. *A die with six pips is drawn, then a multiplication sign, then a silver coin; an equals sign follows, then a pink potion being poured into a waterskin.*
REMEDY, BOTTLE: A single-strength bottle is one gold. A triple-strength bottle is three gold. A quintuple-strength bottle is five gold. *Three depictions of Alfric's specialty bottles are drawn - beneath the single-strength is a gold coin, beneath the triple-strength are three gold coins, beneath the quintuple-strength are five gold coins.*
REMEDY, BOTTLE REFILL: Refills for my specialty bottles come at a discount! A single-strength bottle can be refilled for five silvers. A triple-strength bottle can be refilled for one gold, two silvers. A quintuple-strength bottle can be refilled for one gold, five silvers.
Highwinter note: I'll be setting up proper shop near the Gilded Dragon tavern on Highwinter. Please contact me for specialty services, to be rendered likely then. For the purposes of barter, I'm in particular need of a dozen-pointe plate helm, two single-handed swords (in particular a sabre and a rapier), a dagger, and alchemical reagents.
All while supplies last.
OOG: Will Hyland.
IG: Alfric Smith, musician, physician, barber, mortician. Listen for the sound of flirting and the smell of liquor.
IG: Alfric Smith, musician, physician, barber, mortician. Listen for the sound of flirting and the smell of liquor.

