Ralinwood competency testing

[A goblin played by Matty]

A notice found pinned to the notice board.

Newly reformed criminals of ex-penal colony;

The fighters of Ralinwood impressed me , you are all slightly less bad than anticipated.
I had intended to test the mettle of your "fine" spellcasters but I found most of them sauced in the main tent when I went looking.Typical Ralinwood.

My purpose here in Ralinwood is to collect your corpses from whichever horrible shit filled hole you've crawled into before dying "heroically".
So understand that, bitterly, it's in my best interest of you can carry yourself back home.

I expect rewards and training for some,and mocking and ridicule for others.

Signed
The Gravekeeper

[Granyte the Ogre]

So is this the reason you did not show up to face Dehclan in a spar? You were busy seeking out mages? I was not sought out nor was I drunk.

[A goblin played by Matty]

I had three mages on my list, you were the first.
Dehclan will get a fair fight when I have a moment, I don't have the idle free time offered by the life of a hero.