A MoSt rAdIcAl aNnOuNcEmEnT

[Capri Aquari]

On a large sheet of worn parchment reads the following,

MoSt eXcElLeNt fOlK Of tHiS RaLiNwOoD,

I WoUlD LiKe tO Up aNd bE AnNoUnCiNg tHe wOrKiNgS Of aN EfFoRt oF MiNe.

StArTiNg nOw, I Be oPeNiNg uP ShOp aNd wElCoMiNg yA PaTrOnAgE To,

ThE BrEwEr's iSlE

I WiLl bE SeTtInG Up a pRoPeR HoMe sOoN-TiMe bUt i wOuLd lIkE AnY AnD AlL InTeReStEd iN GrAbBiNg a dRiNk oR MaKiNg aN OrDeR AnD SuCh tO NoT Up aNd hEsItAtE, i'lL Be wOrKiNg oN Ya rEqUeStS AnD SeRvInG Up wHaT I GoT In sToCk wHeNeVeR I CaN. jUsT AlL CoMe fInD Me, I'Ll bE PuTtInG Up a sIgN To mAkE ThInGs eAsY.

JuSt aS A ReMiNdEr, Ya'lL DoN'T NeEd cOiN To uP AnD Be sErVeD A DrInK, iNgReDiEnTs oR OdDiTiEs bE PrEfErReD FoR PaYmEnT WhEn gEtTiNg sErVeD Up tHe fInE BrEwS.

Ya'lL WoRk hArD FoR Ya cOiN So bE KeEpInG It aNd cElEbRaTe wItH A HeArTy bReW.

MaY Ya'lL NeVeR Go tHiRsTy

-bRoThA CaPrI ThE NeVeR-SoBeR-


Below the writing is a painted image rather carefully done.

[Capri Aquari]

Attached to the bottom of the notice is a new sheet, its writing is a bit more hasty but still legible.

As a mOsT WiCkEd cElEbRaTiOn oF ThE OpEnInG Of tHe iSlE AnD Of sOoN To cOmE FeStIvItYs oF A MiRaCuLoUs lEvEl, I AlL Up aNd aM HaViNg a bIt oF HeArT SpIlLiN' fOrTh.


FoR ThE TiMe bEtWeEn nOw aNd tHe cElEbRaTiOn uPcOmInG I'Ll bE OfFeRiN' tHe mAkInG Of bReW FoR HaLf mE UsUaL PrIcE.

jUsT AlL Be cOmIn' On bY ThE BrEwErY AnD ShOoT ThE TaLk-wOrDs mY WaY WiTh yA ReQuEsT.
MaY Ya'lL DaYs bE BrIgHt aNd gLoRiOuS.

-bRoThA CaPrI ThE NeVeR-SoBeR

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[Lilith Caia]

Capri,

Please come see me for a writing lesson.

Regards,
Mediator Caia