05-11-2014, 09:26 PM
"Whoo, if you thought that was bad, you should have seen the last of the wood-tree-elemental-dudes when we were setting up there! The blasted thing was twelve... no, twenty feet tall, and tore near straight through my armor in two hits! Still no match for Yours Truly, of course - I just scaled it like a cliff and bopped it on the nose until it went away, and anyone who says different owes me a goblet of wine!"