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A More Formal Introduction - Mancy A.N.H. Periwinkle - 01-08-2016
Hello good people, or at least the literate ones, of Ralinwood. While I have in fact met a number of you in my few weeks of living here, mostly on the first day that we somehow survived, I know that I have yet to meet a great deal more of you. I feel that simply writing up an introduction will make greetings go much more smoothly in the future. I am a Wood Fae and devote Cronos worshiper by the name of Mancy Aleksander Norman Herbert Periwinkle, and I have a variety skills and services to offer this town in the hopes that aiding it and by extension you will help me live through my time spent here.
While not a doctor I do consider myself a Medical Enthusiast, and in that regard I am capable things included but not limited to identifying the presence and the removal of toxins and most diseases, the healing of injuries, bloodletting, organ transplants, and the reattachment of limbs. I offer these treatments for free in good hopes, however it will be recorded afterwards and a followup exam is encouraged.
I am also a comedian, a joke teller if you will. I have a number of jokes, pranks, and insults at the ready. You can hear a few Wednesdays at 5pm at the Docks. I am also writing a book of comedy so if you know a joke or 2 and wish for them to be recorded for the rest of time, seek me out. As a kind gesture, I shall be including a small joke at the end of any notice I write up.
Another thing I bring are my services as a whore to this town. Friday at 7pm till Saturday 2am I can be found at the Docks offering said services. I can however be found and approached whenever and where ever and be asked for them as well, and depending if time allows I shall see if I can or not. Whoring rates are 1 silver an hour and 3 silver a night. While these rates are cheap, they are not due to "The Goods" being of poor quality, but they are rather thanks to me wishing to help keep the towns people happy and their minds sharp.
Two things to finish off this message. First off, while my stay in Ralinwood is not a voluntary one I would like to make the most of it. And, if at all possible, I would like to leave in one piece come my 5 years are up. Lastly, I have a few good dents and scrapes in my chest plate and would like to get that fixed. Azalea my dear, if you could seek me out so we can get it all repaired and what have you. If another blacksmith feel they have the skills to do what I ask, feel free to seek me out. Thank you for your time reading this all kind folk!
Here's a joke
What happens when an Ice Elf and a Fire Elf decide to have sex?
Things get steamy.
RE: A More Formal Introduction - Promises - 01-08-2016
Dear Mancy ANH Periwinkle,
You should consider joining the hospital. If you are going to be performing these services for free anyways, you may as well benefit from the pay it offers to those who join.
I do not believe we have had the pleasure of meeting. I can be found in Emberside, which is coincidently where Azalea makes camp if you grow tired of waiting for someone to come to you.
Sincerely,
Sevatar Loken