08-30-2019, 02:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-30-2019, 02:59 PM by Johan Haas.)
*Below is more writing, on a different parchment, in different writing.*
"I, however, will not pardon my Suvantian. It is my humblest and most heartfelt feeling to tell you to go fuck yourself. You beardless, hidebound, gibbering, repugnant, pompous, warted, craftless, moth-eating, goblin-kissing, anvil-dropping, willow-waisted, hanky-waving, tool-taking, mucus-oozing, clype-dreep-bachle, wutelgi-laying, gomeril-kicking, oaf-looking, nyaff, plookie, axe-breaking, adle-pated, rat-eaten, bog-slinking, rust bucket loving, bat dropping gnawing, smudge rubbing, afraid of doing a hard days work, low-life, tankard dropping, limp wristed bitches. If my cousin were here he would tell you that THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK.
If you had something stolen from you, come speak to me, Johan Haas, and I will see what I can do about getting you back on your feet.
-Penned for Johan Haas."
"I, however, will not pardon my Suvantian. It is my humblest and most heartfelt feeling to tell you to go fuck yourself. You beardless, hidebound, gibbering, repugnant, pompous, warted, craftless, moth-eating, goblin-kissing, anvil-dropping, willow-waisted, hanky-waving, tool-taking, mucus-oozing, clype-dreep-bachle, wutelgi-laying, gomeril-kicking, oaf-looking, nyaff, plookie, axe-breaking, adle-pated, rat-eaten, bog-slinking, rust bucket loving, bat dropping gnawing, smudge rubbing, afraid of doing a hard days work, low-life, tankard dropping, limp wristed bitches. If my cousin were here he would tell you that THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK.
If you had something stolen from you, come speak to me, Johan Haas, and I will see what I can do about getting you back on your feet.
-Penned for Johan Haas."