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Embaressing - Carrion - 08-30-2019
It's come to my attention that the camp mostly populated by very new townsfolk and inexperienced adventurers was recently robbed.
Really? This is what we're doing? Really?
Pardon my Suvantian, but we are in the middle of a fucking war. We need to be united, not picking each others' pockets. We are a penal colony that just recently proved that we were capable of acting like actual people instead of a gaggle of shiftless prisoners and outlaws, and one of you goes and robs a handful of new adventurers? People who have come to see if our town is worth living in?
What did they even have, all told? A few gold between them and a spare sword or two? Congratulations on your masterful heist you idiot.
This has been cowardice and greed of the worst sort, and I hope that the rest of town responds as they should to such an act: with derision and second hand embarrassment.
- Carrion Indridason, Cleric of the Nightkeeper
RE: Embaressing - Johan Haas - 08-30-2019
*Below is more writing, on a different parchment, in different writing.*
"I, however, will not pardon my Suvantian. It is my humblest and most heartfelt feeling to tell you to go fuck yourself. You beardless, hidebound, gibbering, repugnant, pompous, warted, craftless, moth-eating, goblin-kissing, anvil-dropping, willow-waisted, hanky-waving, tool-taking, mucus-oozing, clype-dreep-bachle, wutelgi-laying, gomeril-kicking, oaf-looking, nyaff, plookie, axe-breaking, adle-pated, rat-eaten, bog-slinking, rust bucket loving, bat dropping gnawing, smudge rubbing, afraid of doing a hard days work, low-life, tankard dropping, limp wristed bitches. If my cousin were here he would tell you that THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK.
If you had something stolen from you, come speak to me, Johan Haas, and I will see what I can do about getting you back on your feet.
-Penned for Johan Haas."
RE: Embaressing - Carrion - 08-30-2019
What he said.
- C
RE: Embaressing - Theodosia Butterblossom - 08-31-2019
I would also like to help! I don't have much but I'll do my best, just let me know!
-- Theodosia Butterblossom
RE: Embaressing - MM/NPL Dustin - 08-31-2019
*A throwing dagger holds a piece of parchment to the board, a single word written upon it.*
Noted.
*A flame is drawn below the single word.*
RE: Embaressing - Blank - 08-31-2019
Don't make me disappointed please. That would be not nice.
Penned for:
"____"
Blank, Esquire